Posted on: July 22, 2008 7:06 pm
Edited on: July 22, 2008 7:07 pm

NCAA Football 101

With the 2008-09 NCAA Football season about to begin I thought I would give you this year's Best Names In College Football:
Riley Skinner (QB) -          Clemson
Stryker Sulak (DL) -         Missouri
Rashad Bobino (LB) -        Texas
Woodny Turenne (CB) -    Louisville
Noel Devine (RB) -           West Virginia
Juice Williams (QB) -        Illinois
Anthony Scirrotto (S) -    Penn State
Zack Slate (DL) -            East Carolina
Cody Slate (TE) -            Marshall (NOT RELATED!)
Britt Barefoot (P) -          Southern Miss (a Punter named Barefoot, priceless)
Ell Ash (DL) -                  Houston (Sounds like a Sesame Street bit)
Sinisa Vrvilo (K) -            Bowling Green
Harvey Unga (RB) -         BYU
Ray Feinga (OL) -            BYU (Mormons?)
Rafael Priest (CB) -          Texas Christian Univ. (should've been Notre Dame?)
Josh Syria (P) -               Oregon
Rob Gronkowski (TE) -      Arizona (Screams "football")
Captain Munnerlyn (CB) -  South Carolina
Diivory Edgecomb (KR) -   Florida Atlantic (yep, two "i"s)
Joe Alajajian (OL) -          Florida Internat'l ("can I buy a consonant?")
Kartey Agbottah (S) -      North Texas
Solomon Elimimian (LB) -  Hawaii (L-M-N-O-P...)
Beanie Wells (RB) -          Ohio State
Asher Allen (KR/PR) -        Georgia (alliteration is fun!)
Chase Coffman (TE) -      Missouri
Chase Daniel (QB) -         Missouri
Chase Patton (QB) -         Missouri (ALL on the same offense!)
Selvish Capers (OL) -        West Virginia (sounds like a scallop dish)
Boogie Allen (S) -             West Virginia
Rodgerique Smith (WR) -   Auburn
Sen'Derrick Marks (DT) -    Auburn (do I really have to say more?)
Tertavian Ingram (WR) -    Kansas
J.J. Di Luigi (RB) -              BYU (seriously?)
Brouce Mompremier (LB) -  South Florida

Sabbath Joseph (LB) -        South Florida
Cordarrow Thompson (DT)- Virginia Tech
San San Te (K) -                Rutgers
Taiwan Easterling (WR) -     Florida State University (finally got rid of Fagg)
Micah Kia (OT) -                  Michigan
Micah Reed (C) -                Michigan (on the same offensive line)
Nate Longshore (QB) -        Cal (still a classic)
Darrius Massenburg (DE) -   North Carolina (and his back-up's name is Darius, too)
Sir Marco Bledsoe (S) -       Texas Christian Univ.
Slick Shelley (WR) -            Tulsa
Zipp Duncan (OL) -             Kentucky
Darrell Catchings (WR) -      Oregon State (good name for a receiver)
Darius Passmore (WR) -       Marshall (GREAT name for a receiver)
Ras-I Dowling (CB) -            Virginia (?)
Boris Lee (LB) -                  Troy
Elisha Joseph (DT) -            Temple (not misspelled)
Skylaar Constant (DT) -       Toledo
Polo Guiterrez (OL) -           New Mexico State
These are just a few of the names you'll hear during the upcoming season.  I just didn't want you to double-take when you heard them for the first time during games.
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